-22:39:56- (LaGGeR\) oi -22:39:57- (LaGGeR\) okay -22:39:59- (LaGGeR\) thers about -22:40:06- (LaGGeR\) 14 people on the frenchville exchange getting the prob now -22:40:32- (LaGGeR\) a mate -22:40:35- (LaGGeR\) got a port changed or something -22:40:39- (LaGGeR\) a new one or a newly routed one -22:40:42- (LaGGeR\) and his are FINE -22:40:42- (LaGGeR\) so -22:40:53- (LaGGeR\) does telstra have a fucking number that me and 14 angry ass people can ring up ? -22:55:10- (Flagger) lol -22:55:15- (Flagger) well, not really -22:55:44- (Flagger) if ur non BPA then u will have to ring ur isp and get them to escalate it with telstra themselves -22:55:53- (LaGGeR\) omg i dont want to explain that again -22:56:14- (LaGGeR\) http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies.cfm?t=195536 -22:56:14- (Flagger) if u are BPA DSL non-wifi, then u will get put through to teletech and they may escalate to telstra -22:56:31- (LaGGeR\) so if i get my mate -22:56:32- (LaGGeR\) on BPA -22:56:35- (Flagger) but if u are BPA DSL wifi u will go through to telstra direct -22:56:36- (LaGGeR\) to ring up their helpdesk -22:56:43- (LaGGeR\) wifi ? -22:56:47- (LaGGeR\) as in wireless -22:56:50- (Flagger) wireless modem -22:56:51- (LaGGeR\) nah not wireless -22:56:54- (Flagger) DSL connection -22:57:00- (LaGGeR\) this is seriously -22:57:01- (Flagger) wireless modem, the self install kit one -22:57:02- (LaGGeR\) fucking me off -22:57:11- (Flagger) telstra dont give a fuck aboutlatency -22:57:18- (LaGGeR\) telstra can suck my big fat dick -22:57:18- (Flagger) thats what ive found out -22:57:21- (LaGGeR\) thers the WHOLE exchange -22:57:23- (LaGGeR\) thats getting it -22:57:32- (LaGGeR\) if i drive a f ucking carbomb through the exchange they'll give a fuck then. -22:57:46- (Flagger) unless you are getting less than 90% full speed then they dont have any obligation to do anything -22:57:56- (Flagger) haha -22:58:07- (Flagger) sorry, i wanted to help heaps -22:58:12- (LaGGeR\) yeah i know -22:58:14- (LaGGeR\) i just want a fucking number -22:58:15- (Flagger) but thats what ive been told and instructed to do -22:58:16- (LaGGeR\) to call up -22:58:27- (LaGGeR\) netspace are giving me the shits -22:58:31- (Flagger) im just a phone jockey -22:58:41- (LaGGeR\) "yeah uhh u cant add your username to the other users fault sorry" -22:58:43- (LaGGeR\) WHAT THE FUCK -22:58:46- (LaGGeR\) YOU FUCKING TOLD US -22:58:52- (LaGGeR\) THAT WE HAD TO FUCKING GET 5 PEOPLE ON THE SAME FAULT -22:58:55- (LaGGeR\) AND NOW UR FUCKINGOhjoSHDR(*Y#$%&*(Y$(%U*(U% -22:58:57- (Flagger) lol -22:58:57- (LaGGeR\) im just so pissed off -22:59:02- (LaGGeR\) brb im going to go kill someone... again -22:59:12- (Flagger) well, they do correalations of faults -22:59:18- (Flagger) but latency isnt a fault -22:59:23- (LaGGeR\) FFUCKING CONGESTION IS -22:59:25- (Flagger) only when it gets > 600 to the first hop -22:59:30- (LaGGeR\) ITS AT 400 NOW -22:59:35- (Flagger) ah -22:59:41- (Flagger) well we can see latency times -22:59:49- (Flagger) remote access to the DSLAM's -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) Tracing route to netspace.net.au [210.15.254.254] -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) over a maximum of 30 hops: -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) 1 <1 ms <1 ms <1 ms 192.168.0.1 -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) 2 310 ms 276 ms 263 ms lns1.Brisbane.netspace.net.au [203.17.101.83] -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) 3 199 ms 226 ms 231 ms core1-fastether-0-0-23.Brisbane.netspace.net.au -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) [203.17.102.89] -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) 4 314 ms 319 ms 327 ms core2-cs-atm-1-0-32.Melbourne.netspace.net.au [2 -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) 03.17.96.9] -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) 5 251 ms 297 ms 274 ms core2-cr-gigether-0-3.Melbourne.netspace.net.au -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) [203.17.96.93] -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) 6 205 ms 206 ms 191 ms core3-cr-gigether-2-0-11.Melbourne.netspace.net. -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) au [203.10.110.193] -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) 7 243 ms 240 ms 277 ms www.netspace.net.au [210.15.254.254] -22:59:51- (LaGGeR\) Trace complete. -23:00:01- (LaGGeR\) but its netspace ones these -23:00:05- (LaGGeR\) do u want an internode one ? -23:00:09- (LaGGeR\) my mate on BPA is at a mates house -23:00:12- (LaGGeR\) so i cant get BPA right now -23:00:47- (Flagger) yer, i know what ur saying -23:00:59- (Flagger) but seriously, we cant do anything -23:01:06- (Flagger) company policies -23:01:14- (LaGGeR\) yeah -23:01:17- (Flagger) wahts ur throughputs like? -23:01:18- (LaGGeR\) fucking company dick suckers -23:01:22- (LaGGeR\) throughputs ? -23:01:23- (LaGGeR\) :| -23:01:29- (Flagger) data rates -23:01:35- (Flagger) u getting full speed still? -23:01:39- (LaGGeR\) umm i think so -23:01:42- (LaGGeR\) donno i'll check -23:01:48- (Flagger) ahhh -23:04:02- (LaGGeR\) yeah -23:04:04- (LaGGeR\) stil gettin 50k -23:04:08- (LaGGeR\) its so fucked up -23:04:18- (LaGGeR\) im going to download a fuckload of porn -23:04:24- (Flagger) lol -23:04:30- (LaGGeR\) maybe the riaa cant trace me -23:04:32- (LaGGeR\) cos im fucking lagged -23:04:33- (LaGGeR\) :D -23:04:54- (LaGGeR\) actually fuck it -23:04:58- (LaGGeR\) im gonna go play warcraft 3 -23:05:01- (LaGGeR\) it handles lag good :D -23:05:13- (Flagger) lol -23:05:14- (Flagger) hf -23:05:24- (LaGGeR\) fuckup u work for the enemy now !:P -23:05:32- (LaGGeR\) hehe i appreciate the shit man :) thnx alot -23:05:39- (Flagger) :p -23:05:43- (LaGGeR\) im gonna go setup a massive fucking EMP bomb at the exchange tomorrow -23:05:56- (LaGGeR\) but dont worry you are in no way affiliated with me -23:05:57- (Flagger) haha -23:05:58- (Flagger) yer -23:06:00- (Flagger) that would work -23:06:42- (LaGGeR\) yer -23:06:45- (LaGGeR\) what'd be funny is -23:06:49- (LaGGeR\) i bet it'd make data go faster -23:06:51- (LaGGeR\) than disabling it -23:06:57- (LaGGeR\) cos telstra probably use fucking plastic -23:07:00- (LaGGeR\) instead of electronics -23:07:07- (LaGGeR\) fucking potato powered lightbulbs n shit -23:07:14- (Flagger) lawl -23:07:23- (Flagger) im imagining that -23:07:27- (Flagger) i wouldnt be surprised -23:07:39- (LaGGeR\) me neither -23:07:44- (LaGGeR\) wen we went to the exchange -23:07:51- (LaGGeR\) there was a dirty fucking big -23:07:52- (LaGGeR\) cobweb -23:07:53- (Flagger) theres still the old telecom symbols in the office -23:07:56- (LaGGeR\) and giant ass spider -23:07:57- (Flagger) like wtf -23:08:01- (LaGGeR\) at the door -23:08:04- (LaGGeR\) so we couldnt ring the bell -23:08:05- (Flagger) ahaha -23:08:08- (LaGGeR\) obviously noone had been there for ages -23:08:12- (Flagger) lmao -23:08:14- (LaGGeR\) next fucking telstra truck i see in the streets -23:08:17- (LaGGeR\) im stealing shit outta the back -23:08:18- (Flagger) they have to get in -23:08:24- (LaGGeR\) they get in the bottom -23:08:25- (Flagger) to wire up the jumpers on the cmux -23:08:28- (LaGGeR\) we seen the tread marks n shit -23:08:36- (Flagger) lol -23:08:38- (LaGGeR\) the part where we wing the bell is up the steps -23:08:47- (LaGGeR\) and they prob get in from the back obvsiouly -23:09:34- (Flagger) lol -23:09:40- (Flagger) ur a funny boy -23:10:06- (LaGGeR\) its how i control my anger -23:10:07- (LaGGeR\) :) -23:10:15- (LaGGeR\) thats why i'll never hit anyone in my life -23:10:18- (Flagger) i know how u feel -23:10:20- (LaGGeR\) unless i had a fucking baseball bat -23:10:26- (Flagger) i went through the same shit for 3 months -23:10:26- (LaGGeR\) then they're dead fuckers. -23:10:40- (Flagger) u can only sit tight -23:10:49- (Flagger) till they upgrade the exchange capcity -23:10:54- (LaGGeR\) hmm -23:10:56- (LaGGeR\) mate got a new port -23:10:57- (LaGGeR\) or some shit -23:11:01- (LaGGeR\) and his are FINE -23:11:03- (LaGGeR\) back to normal -23:11:04- (LaGGeR\) actuall -23:11:06- (Flagger) hmmmm -23:11:06- (LaGGeR\) better than ever -23:11:15- (Flagger) maybe hes on a differnt pvc -23:11:15- (LaGGeR\) i have NFI what he did -23:11:19- (LaGGeR\) pvc ? -23:11:23- (LaGGeR\) hes still on frenchville exchange -23:11:28- (Flagger) exchange - exchange path -23:11:45- (LaGGeR\) ahh-23:12:58- (LaGGeR\) prob not -23:13:00- (LaGGeR\) but -23:13:02- (LaGGeR\) if it is -23:13:04- (LaGGeR\) telstra need -23:13:04- (LaGGeR\) to -23:13:06- (LaGGeR\) burn -23:13:07- (LaGGeR\) in -23:13:07- (LaGGeR\) hell -23:13:13- (Flagger) heh -23:13:14- (LaGGeR\) i love bitching to telstra reps -23:13:20- (LaGGeR\) u guys are such pushovers :P -23:13:24- (LaGGeR\) ROFL -23:13:25- (LaGGeR\) kidding -23:13:42- (LaGGeR\) -23:08:54- (LaGGeR\) whos commin telstra truck hunting tomorrow -23:13:42- (LaGGeR\) -23:08:58- (LaGGeR\) im stealing shit outta their vans -23:13:44- (LaGGeR\) w00t -23:14:11- (Flagger) lol -23:14:16- (Flagger) u know -23:14:21- (Flagger) theyre contracters -23:14:24- (Flagger) not telstra owned -23:14:35- (LaGGeR\) telstra symbol = stolen shit -23:14:37- (LaGGeR\) its all the same to me -23:14:39- (Flagger) lol -23:14:52- (LaGGeR\) telstra symbol = about to get stolen :D -23:16:44- (LaGGeR\) http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_fucking_boom/161699.html -23:16:46- (LaGGeR\) ooooer -23:16:48- (LaGGeR\) EMP bombs -23:17:07- (Flagger) heh